Swine Flu Stew
Shawn’s been making pork varietals in honor of the impending swine flu doom. Several Texans have already succumbed to it and you know if its getting Texans down than that shit is for real. According to CNN yesterday obese people are more likely to contract swine flu than skinny people. How unfair. Schools all around Dallas are closing. I’m hoping we have to be quarantined. Maybe I can sell my story.
